4-years, 5-months, 24-days into Samantha’s abduction

Adriana Coronel Tenorio, Adriana Howitt Coronel, Ari Coronel, Ari Coronel Tenorio, Ari Howitt, Ari Howitt Coronel, Google TV, Lollaloopsy, SpongeBob Squarepants, Star Wars, thank you cards, Yoda

Saturday, May 4, 2013: Today is the big day Sam! And of course Adriana Coronel Tenorio (AKA Adriana Howitt Coronel, Ari Coronel, Ari Coronel Tenorio, Ari Howitt, Ari Howitt Coronel) is late to your own birthday party. I realize the only reason I am able to hang out with you this weekend is because I paid for the party. All of it. Not sure Adriana put anything into getting you gifts or not. Perhaps she felt I would bring enough for the both of us. Perhaps she is doing something else for you later too. Either way, this party is going to be pretty epic: a tower of cup cakes, a glitter ball for “girls night”, and a 4-foot Lollaloopsy pinata. Not to mention you look just just like one of the Lollaloopsy characters with your costume and wig. AWESOME!!! Suffice it to say, Adriana thought enough of herself to buy a brand new flat screen Google TV though. It’s the same size as the one she used my money for 18-months ago. Glad to see she has her priorities straight.

Anyway, all the hard work did pay off. The place looked great. Thank you for helping me load up the piñata with candy. You are so happy, especially when your friends started coming to the house. The time seemed to go by really fast. As it usually does. The party barely got started and I started to feel sad because it almost time for me to go. Adriana asked me to stay because she needed help with the piñata. That was cool. That, and the pinata weighed 50+ pounds with all the candy in it. The piñata was beautiful Sam, and big too. I do not know the Lollaloopsy character she was but it’s one of your favorites and the first Lollaloopsy you ever had. You were even dressed like her. Cute costume. So, I hoisted the piñata up and there you were. The birthday girl was first in line. You knew where the candy was because you helped pour it all in her belly. The other girls thought the candy was in the head.

Sam, this is what I love about you the most, your big heart. You hit the piñata with one good whack and ran into the house crying. I did not know what happened at the time. I could not drop the piñata with the line of girls lining up to hit it. Finally, after 20-minutes it breaks and it was raining candy. Literally raining candy. I climbed down the stairs to see what happened with you and it turns out you felt too bad about hitting the piñata you did not want anyone else to hit it. My heart melted Sam. And that’s my girl!

You did this once before when you were 2-years old. Your first love was SpongeBob Squarepants. You wanted a Sponge Bob piñata for your 2nd birthday party. At the last second you threw yourself in front of the piñata because you did not want SpongeBob to get hurt. After peeling his likeness off the piñata so you could hang him on your wall, it was back to beating a faceless piñata full of candy.

Your heart is so beautiful Sam. I understand where you are coming from. The Lollaloopsy piñata was beautiful. So, was does and Dad do in this situation? Your Dad bought you another Lollaploopsy pinata! I hope that helps. Believe me Sweetheart, I get it. When I was your age the Star Wars movie series had started and between 1977 and 1983 those first 3 movies were some of the best movies ever made. They are classics. In the second movie, The Empire Strikes Back, we are introduced to Yoda. Yoda was a good guy. A 950-year old nomad/ninja warrior who taught people to be Jedi Knights. We will have to see the movies to understand. The short of it is that as with any ubber popular movie comes all the toys, clothes, lunch boxes, etc. I had every one of those action figures.

So, girls get “dolls” and boys get “action figures” because God forbid boys have “dolls” too. Anyway, I had a Yoda action figure. By far Yoda was my favorite. I took him everywhere with me. One day I took him with me to the bathroom. He was in my pocket. I did not want to take the chance of having Yoda fall out of my pocket so I stood him up on the top of the toilet bowl. I did not think about it back then because I was only 9-years old at the time, but yes Yoda was standing there watching me pee. All was good until I flushed the toilet. The flushing of the toilet shook the bowl and thus knocking Yoda into the water and flushed down the drain. I was stunned and started crying immediately. Yoda was gone. Swimming with the fishes somewhere. I cried and cried until my father heard me. I told him what happened and while he tried not to laugh, he could not help it. In turn I started to laugh too. In the end I got a new Yoda and I promise you Yoda never saw the inside of a bathroom again. I get it Sam. I am so proud of you. You have a heart of gold. Beautiful.

As the day progressed I was handing out “thank you” cards to the parents of the kids who came to the party. In the cards is a link to this website that explains the situation we have been dealing with for the last 4 ½ years. I am sure when Adriana finds out she’s going to be very angry with me. I don’t care. I am not doing this to embarrass her. It has to be done because this has gone on long enough. Adriana said something to me yesterday that gave me the absolution that I was looking for, not that the last 4 ½ years didn’t. She said that she is “happy now and that all she wants is me out of her life”. Great. I want the same thing. The only difference is that I take my parental responsibilities a lot more seriously than Adriana does, so let’s figure this out. After all, real women will not use their kids as weapons to hurt their Dad’s when the relationships break down. Yet that is exactly what Adriana is doing to us. I will never understand why. It’s going to be extremely painful for Adriana to read about what she has done. We will soon see if the public humiliation will be enough to get her to finally do the right thing or if it makes her do something else that is incredibly stupid. I LOVE YOU SAM!

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2 comments to “4-years, 5-months, 24-days into Samantha’s abduction”
  1. Give me “Adriana doing something incredibly stupid again” for $100.

  2. Elizabeth Duncan

    Ezra you are the one that does not know anything you are stupid if you believe everything this incredibly stupid person tells you everyone on the other sites are fathoming him out and getting to know him for what he is a very selfish man he is not concerned with the child he is concerned with Adriana and wants her back by his side I know this is you Brian the old man that is infatuated with the younger woman

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