Sunday, May 27, 2012: Adriana Coronel Tenorio (AKA Adriana Howitt Coronel, Ari Coronel, Ari Coronel Tenorio, Ari Howitt, Ari Howitt Coronel) is a disgraceful human being. I’m sorry Sam, I can’t sugarcoat it because that would be insulting to all the moms out there who actually care about their kids. Two things about Adriana you will come to realize. When she wants something from you and a sales pitch is coming she lays it on so thick you almost need a shower when you are done talking to her. On the other hand, when she ignores you this is her way of telling you she is doing something she should not be doing behind your back. It’s like clockwork.
Lately she was ignoring me, which means she’s about to do something incredibly stupid/irresponsible. Adriana sure as hell did not disappoint and I think she actually enjoyed it this time. So, I sent her a message asking her when your ballet recital was so I can get my own tickets. Dealing with Adriana at your last recital was a nightmare and I would rather sit in the last row than deal with her again. A while back, she asked me to change my hours I see you to accommodate your Saturday ballet practices. In exchange I would be able to go to your recital in June. As you have been reading, nothing is that easy with Adriana. The message I sent her was returned with “oh, the recital is today”.
Sam, I cannot make this stuff up. Nobody should have to go through this. Nobody. I LOVE YOU SAM!
